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Lousymnassose · Level 1 Joined: 22 Oct 2009 Posts: 0 Location: Norway

Y'know, that's just disturbing enough that I can't possibly delete it.

Lousymnassose · Level 1 Joined: 22 Oct 2009 Posts: 0 Location: Norway

Aug 6, 12:57 PM EDT
Aerosmith's Tyler hurt head, shoulder neck in fall
By CARSON WALKER
Associated Press Writer

RAPID CITY, S.D. (AP) -- Aerosmith's Steven Tyler suffered head, neck and shoulder injuries in a tumble from the stage at a South Dakota concert and joked about the fall as he was loaded into the helicopter to be taken to a hospital, a concert spokesman said Thursday.

Tyler, 61, whose performances often include swaying and grinding on microphone stands adorned with scarves, fell while entertaining the crowd by dancing around after the sound system failed during the song "Love in an Elevator," said Mike Sanborn, spokesman for the Buffalo Chip Campground, which hosted the outdoor concert.

Dear Paul,
You’ll be happy to know that as Attorney at Log for The Paulie Family I fully intend to file a lawsuit against Steven Tyler for stealing your act. And don’t think for one minute that I’ve forgotten about our lawsuit against Keith Richards for falling out of a palm tree.

Lousymnassose · Level 1 Joined: 22 Oct 2009 Posts: 0 Location: Norway

Dear Paul,

Sorry for not checking in for awhile; I’ve been pretty busy. Susan Atkins and Henry Gibson died; however, they both lived longer than you did.

Byron is having the message board revamped. Soon things will be alive and kicking again on the old forum.

Here’s something you’ve been waiting to hear for several years… I’ve finally decided to quit smoking. My quit date is October 3rd. Since this will probably stress me out to no end I’ve also decided to start practicing my keyboard again. Someday I’ll be able to play a genuine Paulie Family song at the 4th of July barbecue. By the way, everybody missed you at the barbecue this year. Even Simon and Eli expressed their condolences.

I’m going to go and see Bob Dylan on October 7th. I’m also going to go and see John Cleese on November 2nd. I really do miss our going to concerts together. Unfortunately, because of that I’ve had to make some new friends to replace you, but don’t worry, nobody is going to replace you in the Paulie Family.

Take care.